i totally stole this off my own facebook notes
but who cares :P
Today I’ve decided on my hope and dreams and decided to become A MUSIC CONDUCTOR WHEN I GROW UP! WOOOOO.
I thought that becoming a music conductor would just be like waving your arms around frantically and shaking those arm flubbers! LOL..
it looks quite fun to bop up and down to the music and stuffff and lead a whole FREAKING orchestra :)
Well today.. I decided to do a practise run of becoming a music conductor by lining my fraaans into a semi circle kinda line, and practise conducting them :D
Well… they were all out of tune and tone deaf so in the end Matthew taught me how to conduct the beginner way T_T which had no enthuiasm WHATSOEVER.
DON’T MUSIC CONDUCTORS PUT THEIR BODY AND SOULLL INTO THE MUSIC?!?!??!
Yeah well, after 5 mins of trying to conduct my fellow smellies. They all resigned and went off somewhere
today within a time span of 5 mins, made up my mind and never want to consider becoming a music conductor EVER AGAIN.
Today is Sunday, which is my “oh, let’s go download lots of movies in the morning because my mum isn’t home and I have 24GB of un-used off-peak internet to use.
Well anyways, today I went to Melbourne Uni open day with Sir Boggles :) Haha, last week or so I went to RMIT with Karol + Lea :) Twas fun.
Ah yes, RMIT gave our free viet rice patty hats cuz they were promoting a campus in Vietnam.
Sir Boggles came to pick me up at around 9.20am while I was watching Madagascar 2 and eating noodles for breakfast. Sir Boggles goes to Sunday church so I tagged along with her and her family too :)
The church place was like an Asian church with an Asian preach and he had an Asian accent. Lol… when we sang hymns and stuff, I heard random Asian accents going around the church and it was lol.
WE PRAISE OUR LORD LAAAAA, NI HAAAO MAAAAA.
LINGLINGG CHINGCHONG AHHHHHHHHHHH.
Well the preach dude was interesting to listen to, because he was really enthusiastic and I mean REALLY enthusiastic.
I kept randomly saying amen where I thought they were meant to go, but no. After the ceremony, Sir Boggles dad sent us to the train station, so we could go to Melbourne uni ourselves.
What was funny was, while Sir Boggles, me and Sir Boggles dad were still in the car. Sir Boggles dad was like “somethingsomething is over there” *points in direction of something* and his finger jabbed into the windscreen LOL. Sir Boggles dad seems like the serious type of person, and to do that made me lol. Amen.
Our train got delayed for 7 mins -_- bloody hell. When the train finally came, the TRAIN WAS BLOODY CROWDED!!! We were literally in a mosh pit :/ and I was scared of getting body rubbed by all the people in the train carriage, egh. We got to Melbourne University and started exploring that place doooown ;D I got a few helium balloons and sucked the helium in, LOL.
OH YEAH, AND THERE WEREN’T ANY GOOD FREEBIES :) they were all just random food and bags. *sigh* But it’s not like we went there just for freebies….
Well yeah, we walked around for like 2 or so hours, which was EXHAUSTING and it started to rain like mad after a while we got there, which was nice :) (no sarcasm), but then it my hair kinda went like BOOF, so meh.
Laters after going around Melbourne Uni, Sir Boggles and me decided to go back to Melbourne Central and pig out at the food court LOL. We were supposed to have a picnic, but the whole city was drained down by the rain + our crew + other homies couldn’t make it :) so yeah, LOL. So Pigging out is what we did. Sir Boggles baked muffins x) they tasted nice, LOL they were very racist though…
I brought home brand chips/biscuits, bread top and other food related crap to pig out on. We were pretty much stuffed and fattened by all da fooood.
After that we went to catch a train back home. On the way back home we were camwhoring – ROFL, we were being gay and bagging different poses e.g. GANGDAAAAH, tb and others. We were laughing so loud that everybody was looking at us weirdly :) but that’s the way we be rolling.
And yeah :/
Now I’m at some family friend gathering (boring) and blogging about this.
PS. About the lack of enthusiasm in this post… All the happy energy has been sucked away from me, but that doesn’t mean I’m not happy, it just means all the happy energy has been sucked away from me.
Our class was going to english class, and we were waiting outside our classroom… we were literally freezing our asses off :/ and I was wearing 2 jumpers :) one’s mine, the other one’s “hogan’s” ROFL.
Anyways, I decided to go inside the classroom before the teacher came because it was so damn cold and windy.
So I stepped into the classroom and I looked around the classroom and my first reaction was like… “Why the hell is everything so white and heaveny?
heaveny: adjective, heaven, but heaveny.
And then I walked into the classroom and the FLOOR WAS DUSTY WHITE, and my foot prints were so visible.
I looked around the whole classroom and there was like white dust floating everywhere.
A minute later.. our whole class came in and were all like “WTH LMAO??!”
Later on, we found out that some kids came in at lunch time and trashed the class by playing tigi with the fire extinguisher.
So yeah, haha.
That was my little “oh so dramatic” event of the day :)
So recently, our school received some French exchange students :D and I totally wanted to intro myself to them, cept I didn’t exactly want to go up myself, so Sukdeep and Chrisdan came along with me :D I bothered Mish and Mich to come with me, were too KFC to come, so >_>
Here’s the convo that we had with the French dude :)
– Chrisdan, Sukdeep and Tina are standing on the side observing the French kid playing basketball, trying to figure out a way to approach him –
We were actually planning to introduce ourselves as (because we were being gay):
Sukdeep: Bling bling, Me: Chicken Wing, Chrisdan: Ching Ching.
Sukdeep: maybe we should go up to him and give him a seductive look *does the lift eyebrows thing*
Tina: no that would scare him.
– Sukdeep pushes Tina onto court –
– French guy looks –
Tina: BONJOUWWR! I’M TINA :D and these are my friends:
French guy: Boujour! (he said bonjour in a pro way, like a French rolling tongue way >.> which made my noob BONJOUUWR look noob)
Sukdeep: Hi, I’m Sukdeep
Chrisdan: I’m Chrisdan.
Tina: So, do you come from French?
Sukdeep: It’s France you idiot.
Tina: Oh right, France.
and the convo went on etc,
so today I made a new friend who’s French! Bahahaha. :)
ALSO, the next day me and Mali CHALLENGED EACHOTHER TO A CHUBBY BUNNY DUEL.
^ haha, this guy makes me lol :)
^ well basically, it’s just a challenge to see who can squeeze the most marshmellows into your mouth and to say “one chubby bunny”, “two chubby bunny” for each marshmellow you take in. Obviously you’re not allowed to swallow the marshmellows until you actually give up :D
Well here’s some snapshots;
Marshmellows have like a flour coating, which would probably explain the flour on our face >.>
Mali 9 marshmellows, Me: 12 marshmellows :)
I ENDED UP TALKING LIKE:
“ONE CHWOBBWIE BWUNNIEEE”
and I spat out all the marshmellows and apparently looked really gross.
Overalls, funny day :)
BTW, I will be using * * alot during this post, but just incase you didn’t know, those * * stand for my imagination/imaginative scenarios that I randomly make up, because I am random. :)
On the way to DFO, me, who was sitting in the usual back seat of the car and my parents who were sitting at the front were listening to annoying asian opera songs.
So what I did was, since there were like 1 metre long curtain rod things on the backseat (because my dad bought them recently), I decided to poke the car radio buttons and change the song, yes WITH the curtain rod and FROM the backseat Here’s how my plan went:
Tina picks up the rod and makes sure her parents aren’t looking in the direction of the radio.
Tina slowly pokes the rod from behind the backseat unsuspectedly towards the radio buttons.
Tina manages to poke the FM button.
The radio turns from ear piercing asian opera to FEEL GOOD FOX FM BEATS
Tina’s parents look down at the radio, then the rod syncrhonisedly.
Tina freezes, with the rod still in her hand.
*TINA’S MUM: WHAT YOU DOIN LA? YOU USE BIG LONG CHOPSTICK (referring to curtain rod thing) AND POKE DA RADIO BUTTING? YOU KNOW HOW EXPENSIVE DA LONG CHOPSTICK IS? (1 dolla), YOU SO DEERESPECTIFUL OF ASIAN OPERA LA.*
*Teacher: TINA! DO NOT SLEEP DURING CLASS TIME!
Tina: WHAT NO!! MY EYES ARE WIDE OPEN I SWEAR MISS!
Well following Lea’s inspiring and wise footsteps of trying to master the skill the “sleeping with your eyes open” technique, I’ve been staring off into space alot and it’s caused me a bit of inconvenience lately.
Let’s just say:
No, I don’t have a bald spot ontop of my head, I just don’t have good mouse controlling skills on paint.
Talking about chinese school, I was walking up the stairs leading to my chink school and I tripped over >_> Bloody hell.
But you know what’d be pre-tty awesome? :O if someone tripped over while going up the stairs, but when they landed on the floor, they immediately got up and started doing push ups or the worm :O with no hassle! That’d be so totally awesome xO, cept it’d be a bit random, but it would sure cover up for the embarssment of tripping over.
*Guy walks up the stairs, and trips on his face
He immediately starts to do the worm and hollers “SEE YA LATERZ HOMOS!”, and worms his way out of everybody’s view.
people around: *clapclapclapclap*
SEE! WHAT A SUGEEEHH WAY OF ESCAPING?
Btw, sugeh means cool in Japanese, I think.
BUT, THE FAILED ATTEMPT OF TRYING TO WORM his way out would be: if he didn’t have enough strength to actually do the worm in the first place, so it’d be like “SEE YOU LATERZ HOMOS!” *lifts body up slightly and then collapses*
that is why imma practise the worm, so I can be cool in the future.
*15 years into the future*
At a press conference:
Tina walks up the stairs, onto the stage.
Tina trips while going up the stairs.
*funky music turns on*
Tina worms off the stage/stairs and hollers “SEE YA LATERZ HOMOS!”*
So my mum came with me weekly rollerblading rounds around our neighbour hood, and since we were walking up hill (which I would die if I tried to rollerblade up), I took of my rollerblades and walked up barefoot >_> my mum held one skate and I held the other one.
This is the convo we had while walking up the hill:
Mum: your rollerblades are so heavy.
Me: 不是比你的妈妈沉。Translation: not as heavy as you mum.
LOL, by owning my mum, I kinda owned myself too >_> so yeah.
When we go home, me and my mum were talking and I said something that I forgot.
And my mum took this opportunity to try and own me (in a joking matter)
So she said:
Ni de ma ma.
Translation: your mum
And I gave her the look and told her that she totally just owned herself, since SHE IS my mum.
But then again, I got double owned, because I owned my own mum =.=
Awww maaan.. I just came back from my walkies with my parents and boyyy was it dramatic :)
Ok so me and my parents spotted a possum in a tree, well so my dad decided to go up to the possum and like (idk what he did to the tree because i wasn’t paying attention), and the act of my dad caught the attention of some guy that was living nearby.
When we left the tree.
The guy approached us and was like in a German accent “I don’t think you should’ve touched zat tree, it’s against zeh law to touch zeh tree and to do zat to zeh possum.”
My dad’s head suddenly swings around and he tells the German dude straight in the face: *insert asian accent* “I DID NOT DO ANYTHING TO THE TREE, WHY YOU SO SERIUOS?” <- I added the “why so serious, because it sounds cool.”
And my mum was like, ok let’s just go now
Is there something wrong with this scenario? <- Rhetorical question.
Usually it’s supposed to be the Asian mum raging not the Asian dad… but ah well.
Anyways, here’s THE interesting snip of the convo:
German guy: I’m sorry? It’s against zeh law to do zat to eh a possum .
Dad: Oh yeah, prove it.
Mum: I think there’s a big misunderstan…
– German guy talks over mum –
German guy: OKAY FAINE, I’M GOING TO CALL ZAH POLICE, YOU WAIT HERE. YOU LOSE CONTROL.
And yes, my dad actually does know the meaning of *sticks thumb and finger out to make an L shape and places on forehead* a loser :)
You see here, here’s the problem.. my dad is fob (sorry dad) and that German guy, is also unfortunately fob so they don’t quite get what they’re trying to say to each other.. so yeah.
German guy: Hallo diz iz so and so (dis is DJ German guy in da house in da house in da houuuuse.. soz , I have an annoying tendency to make random comments about random things.) calling from so and so street, I’ve spotted a man who touched tree to touch possum, it’s against zeh law.
My reaction was literally like: oh puh-lease! You’re embarrassing yourself over a god damn possum. If you srsly care about possums that much, then go to like… high street road or something, because oh hell yes, there’s alot of “possums” there, and what I’m trying to imply is.. ran over dead possums.
Anyways, it turned out the police totally brushed off the German guy and he got owned. No biggy.
In a way I think the German guy was kind of immature, I mean srsly.. If I was him, I’d probably just be like “Oh look *pushes glasses up* *takes out calcoolrator* *hmm* Asians + possum = … food! for Asians! ” I’M JKAYYY-ing, We Asians don’t eat possums…. … ”
German guy: -takes out mobile- I will record down this conversation for police evidence
Me: Sir, our intention was not to hurt the possum, but much of to actually observe the possum at a closer range.
And plus its dark, so we can only assume what we “saw”.
And I also think you’re over-reacting over a possum.
In the end, the German dude was like okay whatever trevor~ *does talk to the hand thing* <- i added that again (sorry! It’s so tempting!)
+ No one won this weird ass stupid possum raging thing >_> which is quite a pity because then I would have something more to blog about but yeah :)
So we different people from 4 different lives (German guy, me, mum, dad), met today to discuss our views of touching trees that contain possum/s on them. The duel between Team Germany and Team Family was vicious, retarded and rather random, this duel made a new mark on Tina’s “learning how to cope with different people in the world experiences.” After the duel ended, nobody raised their white flags or striked any Asian peace signs which signifies PLAGUE ON BOTH YOUR HOUSES (reference to Romeo and Juliet). So all 4 individuals, from their own different lives once again headed back into their little homes.
I call this the Yana pose :)
Audrey and I went to go play tennis last Sunday :O because we were ex-tennis fanatics and we just wanted to get back in the groooooove.
We met at around 3 at the courts and bummed around on the playground to wait for a court :)
Here are some pics that I took :O
Me and Audrey play on a see-saw, lol, we had a battle on who could push the other person down onto the ground first.. AND I OWN :D (re-arrange the letters of ‘OWN’ and you get ‘WON’ :))
:D my hair looks boof!
Hah well, we played for like an hour and played a 10 point match, Audrey 10, me 8. >.>
I WILL BE BACK, TO DUEL.
Hi, I am currently live blogging in the school sci-tech centre at school, because I’m bored and I’m waiting for my “secret underground organisation meeting for spies” to start.
I currently hear Ms Halstead Lyons trying to apologize to a Chinese teacher: “Sorry, um… Mr Yong Song Tan Hang Su..”
Maan.. I’m so effing pissed!!!! Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince comes out today T_T AND ALL MY BUDDIES ARE GOING TO GO WATCH IT IN 15 MINS WHILE I’M STUCK IN THIS BLOODY SCHOOL, DOING BLOODY HOMEWORK MOTHERBEEPER. GRRRRR. Ok, ok ok ok ok. So I usually don’t mind my “secret underground organisation meeting for spies”, but today is an exception, I DON’T WANNNNNA ATTEND MY MEETING T__T I WANNA GO WATCH HARRY POTTTER D: my buds drew “z” shaped scars on their foreheads… >.> those weirdos. DAMMIT. OK, HERE’S MY STRATEGIC PLAN TO NOT RAGE MY ASS OFF IF I KEEP THINKING ABOUT THIS; I SHALL DOWNLOAD IT ILLEGALLY OFF TORRENT AND WATCH IT WITH TEAM ASIA, OK THERE GOOD FINE OKAY GREAT FANTASTIC.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96QRVfto7OM&feature=fvst – go check out the trailer if you haven’t already.
I’m done with my rant of the day, now moving on..
Lol, I just heard Ms Tietle holler: “CATCHYA LATERRR!” Which sounded very hippyhappy to me o_o kinda scary actually, since she’s not that type of person.
Me and Sir Boggles always have these lunch competitions… well you see here, we compare our lunch food with each others and see who’s is tastier ;) then we wave our food infront of eachother’s faces and hit the all time line “jealous? ;)” Reuben’s kinda like our “food judge” :) and I’ve got theH most (actually all) the food votes from him so far :) so yey! Today I had bacon and egg with mah sandwich ;P, jealous? And I also had this supadupa big Kit Kat which totally owned Sir Boggle’s ordinary sandwich :)
Hm.. last period of today, our class was watching the movie “I’m not Scared” which was also our English text that we were studying and ok, I will explain exactly what happened.
KEVIN AND JANE JUST CAME BY TO LOOK AT MY SCREEN AND THEY ALL LOLED AT ME BECAUSE I WAS SLIDING MY FACE OVER THE TABLE BECAUSE OF THE HARRY POTTER ISSUE AND THE FACT THAT I WAS OVER-REACTING OVER HARRY POTTER AND THEY SAID THAT HARRY POTTER SUCKS AND THEY’RE SO MEAN AND I WANT TO SLAP THEM SILLY ANDAND AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH D:
They just walked away and came back to try look at what I’m typing up, but since there’s like a window infront of me I can see their reflection so I changed tabs like a lightning bolt. o_o
KEVIN JUST CAME OVER AND SNEAKED UP BEHIND ME AND I SCREAMED SO LOUD THAT MY RIGHT EAR POPPED AND LOL and he was like rubbing his ear and LOL.
And then I cracked up laughing so did jane TRIPLE LOL.
Man I’m getting distracted so easily from whatever the topic is, that I’m supposed to be ranting on about but you see here.
[1:45pm next day]
I’m currently in my programming class with Kevin, Sukdeep, Ilana, Megham and Eugene xD but it’s the 16/07 and I’m really bored because the teacher moved me to a loner computer table *sigh*.
I totally ditched what I was going to say yesterday. BAHAHHA. Back to what I was going to say; here’s what made everybody in my class scream in my English class movie..
So a kid finds like a 15 metre deep hole in the ground and see’s a pale leg hanging out of a blanket, so he decides to chuck a pebble at the leg… the leg doesn’t move. So then he stands up and goes and searches for another pebble, he finds a pebble 5 secs later and comes back to peer into the hole in the ground… the boy’s leg isn’t there anymore. So the kid sticks his WHOLE DAMN HEAD into the hole to have a better look and then a scary SCARY BLOOD COVERED PALE FREAKING FACE POPS OUT and I screamed, so did Rae and Asawari and I’m so sure one of the guys in our class screamed too. But lol xD Rahul was like “The fact that you screamed made things even more scarier than it is.” Which I loled at. NYAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHA!! Well yes,
LOL OMG. My programming teacher was just calling out the role and she was like.. “Tim Tam..? is Tim Tam here?” LOLOL, I write messily so my name probably looked like “Tim Tam” lolmomo, what a fobby teacher.
You see here, I’m currently playing tetris on a smalli-sh kind of window… and, I’m on level 11 and I’m owning and THE BELL RANG.
[9pm 18 July]
Um, hi again. Once again I ditched my blogging -_- Well recently I got a pair of new rollerblades and I tried them out yesterday :O
You see here, I can’t brake… like, I’m too scared to tilt my feet back hard enough for the heel break thing to work incase I fall on my ass and end up constipated, so I just jump onto the grass = SAFE LANDING SUCCESS! :D HAHAHAHAHA.
I’ve only fallen once, and that was when I was trying to cross the road but twisted my foot around and landed on my butt, and my butt was on a patch of grass so, thankyou patch of grass.
Well yeah, that’s my long blog update for nowww :) Toodools.