I was rollerblading around my block on a typical windy Sunday evening today.
I was learning how to brake, mind you, I said brake not BREAK DANCE, anyways, I finally got the hang of breaking properly, even though I still kinda look awkward and need a bit more practising on it, because my foot keeps swivelling sideways which kills my feet like mad :/
On the way back home, I encountered a little weird slope and tripped over it. I landed on my ass and that constipated me for like around 10-15 seconds… what I mean by constipated was… lying on the floor in pain. When I got up, my head felt all woozy.
So yeah, well now we know who’s going to have trouble going to the toilet for the rest of the week. >.> ta ma da.
When my dad got back home he handed me a new pair of yellow earphones (despite the fact that I already broke 2 earphones in a span of 2 weeks). They were yellow weird looking earphones… I mean, they have this weird hook thing that clings onto your ear… cuz this earphone’s like made for sports and stuff, so the hook prevents your earphones from falling off… it kinda makes me look like I’m wearing hearing aids…… but then it’s better than no earphones, amiritefellas? :D
And then my dad just HAD to make this rather semi racist comment…
“Well it’s yellow and it blends into your skin so it suits you.”
Gee thanks dad, the reason I’m yellow in the first place is because you made me this way.
Haha, I just squished a bug that was running around on my desk, :) time to wash my hands!
cept they’re yellow :)
Today I was looking through my school locker and saw some green geewy mushy stuff sealed inside a plastic pocket… I picked it up and examined it and was like to myself.. “WTH IS THIS?!” I found out later that it was my squished avocado sandwich that I had for lunch from yesterday ..
I showed everyone my pre-squished avo lunch and everybody was like
“OMGG EWW IT LOOKS LIKE BILLEE!!” or “AAAHMMAAHHGAHHDD, YOU RUINED MAHH APPETITEEE!” and yeah I put the avo sandwich on Garry’s pencilcase and he immediately peeled it away LOL. DUDE, DW LAAA, the sandwich is safely sealed inside the plastic pocket.
Talking about fooood, I was eating pasta with a fork at recess and accidentally flicked pasta sauce into my left eyeball LOL. SRSLY LOL, GOOD AIMING MUCH? Dammit, Mithma, Kate, Carol and Grace got toally grossed out by me trying to pick the sauce out of my eye hahaha, apparently it looked siff my eye was bleeding
Oh yeah, science class was fun today :D We were learning about a chemical called DHMO, and we got a safety booklet on precauations and stuff about DHMO aka Dihydrogen Monoxide… DHMO seemed like a pretty awesome chemical! Like, if you inhale it; you’d die or pass out, and it helped like stimulate you and improve your marriage and also improve athlete’s performance.
Afterwards, Dr Cobb took out a big bottle of DHMO and placed it on the table. He held up the bottle of DHMO and poured it into a glass beaker, DHMO looked like a really clear liquid.. it looked kinda like white wine… not that I should know or anything.
After Dr Cobb finished pouring DHMO into the class beaker he then saiddd:
“Okay, so you can inhale this chemical by wafting it” *STARTS WAFTING CHEMICAL*
Our class was like
IT’S DANGEROUS DON’T INHALE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And then he was like…
Dr Cobb: i’m okay, i’m fine dw. So what if I POOOUR DHMO ON THIS TABLE.
*pours DHMO on table*
Our whole class was like
HOW ARE YOU GONNA CLEAN THAT DEADLY CHEMICAL UP DR COBBB?
Nothing happened to the table, the table didn’t burn up or anything.
Then Sandeep was like, well why don’t you pour it onto your laptop on the desk, and see what happens LOL.
Then Dr Cobb really took it too far, he reached for the beaker full of DHMO and DIPPED HIS HAND INTO THE IT….
HIS HAND COULD’VE FREAKING BURNT OFF.
But it didn’t, I was wandering if Dr Cobb was feeling alright or anything… o_o but he was fine, jolly but fine.
Then in the end he was like ok kids
Look at your periodic tables I handed out to you the other day.
What’s Dihydrogen Monoxide made up of, firstly what’s Dihydrogen made up of?
Class: erm, two hydrogen atoms?
Dr Cobb: correct! What about Monoxide?
Class: ONE OXYGEN ATOM AHHHH
So it turned out that Dihydrogen Monoxide was another name for water >.> Dr Cobb.. that’s nasty.
Then we asked him… so how does Dihydrogen Monoxide um effect marriage?
Dr Cobb replied: well obviously, you would need water to have a marriage cuz it keeps you alive and shiz
WHICH WAS FUNNY AT THAT TIME OKAY?
And then Ruchira was like
So how’s inhaling Dihydrogen Monoxide dangerous?
Dr replied: well if I held your head under water for long enough, you would eventually inhale it in and drown, so that’s dangerous.
GO DR COBB!!
Oh yeah, and what made my day was Ruth tripping over the stairs while we were walking out of school. Well she didn’t really trip over, she was walking down a stair and didn’t see it and fell into a lunge LOL, well not a big lunge, but just like a sudden DROP.
Oh yea…. I will be blogging on school intranet folders more often x) not that you can access it or anything – unless you go to my school or something, but if you are a glenny homo, then go stalk my intranet folder, my blog’s just somewhere messed up with my other files.
i totally stole this off my own facebook notes
but who cares :P
Today I’ve decided on my hope and dreams and decided to become A MUSIC CONDUCTOR WHEN I GROW UP! WOOOOO.
I thought that becoming a music conductor would just be like waving your arms around frantically and shaking those arm flubbers! LOL..
it looks quite fun to bop up and down to the music and stuffff and lead a whole FREAKING orchestra :)
Well today.. I decided to do a practise run of becoming a music conductor by lining my fraaans into a semi circle kinda line, and practise conducting them :D
Well… they were all out of tune and tone deaf so in the end Matthew taught me how to conduct the beginner way T_T which had no enthuiasm WHATSOEVER.
DON’T MUSIC CONDUCTORS PUT THEIR BODY AND SOULLL INTO THE MUSIC?!?!??!
Yeah well, after 5 mins of trying to conduct my fellow smellies. They all resigned and went off somewhere
today within a time span of 5 mins, made up my mind and never want to consider becoming a music conductor EVER AGAIN.
Today is Sunday, which is my “oh, let’s go download lots of movies in the morning because my mum isn’t home and I have 24GB of un-used off-peak internet to use.
Well anyways, today I went to Melbourne Uni open day with Sir Boggles :) Haha, last week or so I went to RMIT with Karol + Lea :) Twas fun.
Ah yes, RMIT gave our free viet rice patty hats cuz they were promoting a campus in Vietnam.
Sir Boggles came to pick me up at around 9.20am while I was watching Madagascar 2 and eating noodles for breakfast. Sir Boggles goes to Sunday church so I tagged along with her and her family too :)
The church place was like an Asian church with an Asian preach and he had an Asian accent. Lol… when we sang hymns and stuff, I heard random Asian accents going around the church and it was lol.
WE PRAISE OUR LORD LAAAAA, NI HAAAO MAAAAA.
LINGLINGG CHINGCHONG AHHHHHHHHHHH.
Well the preach dude was interesting to listen to, because he was really enthusiastic and I mean REALLY enthusiastic.
I kept randomly saying amen where I thought they were meant to go, but no. After the ceremony, Sir Boggles dad sent us to the train station, so we could go to Melbourne uni ourselves.
What was funny was, while Sir Boggles, me and Sir Boggles dad were still in the car. Sir Boggles dad was like “somethingsomething is over there” *points in direction of something* and his finger jabbed into the windscreen LOL. Sir Boggles dad seems like the serious type of person, and to do that made me lol. Amen.
Our train got delayed for 7 mins -_- bloody hell. When the train finally came, the TRAIN WAS BLOODY CROWDED!!! We were literally in a mosh pit :/ and I was scared of getting body rubbed by all the people in the train carriage, egh. We got to Melbourne University and started exploring that place doooown ;D I got a few helium balloons and sucked the helium in, LOL.
OH YEAH, AND THERE WEREN’T ANY GOOD FREEBIES :) they were all just random food and bags. *sigh* But it’s not like we went there just for freebies….
Well yeah, we walked around for like 2 or so hours, which was EXHAUSTING and it started to rain like mad after a while we got there, which was nice :) (no sarcasm), but then it my hair kinda went like BOOF, so meh.
Laters after going around Melbourne Uni, Sir Boggles and me decided to go back to Melbourne Central and pig out at the food court LOL. We were supposed to have a picnic, but the whole city was drained down by the rain + our crew + other homies couldn’t make it :) so yeah, LOL. So Pigging out is what we did. Sir Boggles baked muffins x) they tasted nice, LOL they were very racist though…
I brought home brand chips/biscuits, bread top and other food related crap to pig out on. We were pretty much stuffed and fattened by all da fooood.
After that we went to catch a train back home. On the way back home we were camwhoring – ROFL, we were being gay and bagging different poses e.g. GANGDAAAAH, tb and others. We were laughing so loud that everybody was looking at us weirdly :) but that’s the way we be rolling.
And yeah :/
Now I’m at some family friend gathering (boring) and blogging about this.
PS. About the lack of enthusiasm in this post… All the happy energy has been sucked away from me, but that doesn’t mean I’m not happy, it just means all the happy energy has been sucked away from me.
Our class was going to english class, and we were waiting outside our classroom… we were literally freezing our asses off :/ and I was wearing 2 jumpers :) one’s mine, the other one’s “hogan’s” ROFL.
Anyways, I decided to go inside the classroom before the teacher came because it was so damn cold and windy.
So I stepped into the classroom and I looked around the classroom and my first reaction was like… “Why the hell is everything so white and heaveny?
heaveny: adjective, heaven, but heaveny.
And then I walked into the classroom and the FLOOR WAS DUSTY WHITE, and my foot prints were so visible.
I looked around the whole classroom and there was like white dust floating everywhere.
A minute later.. our whole class came in and were all like “WTH LMAO??!”
Later on, we found out that some kids came in at lunch time and trashed the class by playing tigi with the fire extinguisher.
So yeah, haha.
That was my little “oh so dramatic” event of the day :)
So recently, our school received some French exchange students :D and I totally wanted to intro myself to them, cept I didn’t exactly want to go up myself, so Sukdeep and Chrisdan came along with me :D I bothered Mish and Mich to come with me, were too KFC to come, so >_>
Here’s the convo that we had with the French dude :)
– Chrisdan, Sukdeep and Tina are standing on the side observing the French kid playing basketball, trying to figure out a way to approach him –
We were actually planning to introduce ourselves as (because we were being gay):
Sukdeep: Bling bling, Me: Chicken Wing, Chrisdan: Ching Ching.
Sukdeep: maybe we should go up to him and give him a seductive look *does the lift eyebrows thing*
Tina: no that would scare him.
– Sukdeep pushes Tina onto court –
– French guy looks –
Tina: BONJOUWWR! I’M TINA :D and these are my friends:
French guy: Boujour! (he said bonjour in a pro way, like a French rolling tongue way >.> which made my noob BONJOUUWR look noob)
Sukdeep: Hi, I’m Sukdeep
Chrisdan: I’m Chrisdan.
Tina: So, do you come from French?
Sukdeep: It’s France you idiot.
Tina: Oh right, France.
and the convo went on etc,
so today I made a new friend who’s French! Bahahaha. :)
ALSO, the next day me and Mali CHALLENGED EACHOTHER TO A CHUBBY BUNNY DUEL.
^ haha, this guy makes me lol :)
^ well basically, it’s just a challenge to see who can squeeze the most marshmellows into your mouth and to say “one chubby bunny”, “two chubby bunny” for each marshmellow you take in. Obviously you’re not allowed to swallow the marshmellows until you actually give up :D
Well here’s some snapshots;
Marshmellows have like a flour coating, which would probably explain the flour on our face >.>
Mali 9 marshmellows, Me: 12 marshmellows :)
I ENDED UP TALKING LIKE:
“ONE CHWOBBWIE BWUNNIEEE”
and I spat out all the marshmellows and apparently looked really gross.
Overalls, funny day :)
BTW, I will be using * * alot during this post, but just incase you didn’t know, those * * stand for my imagination/imaginative scenarios that I randomly make up, because I am random. :)
On the way to DFO, me, who was sitting in the usual back seat of the car and my parents who were sitting at the front were listening to annoying asian opera songs.
So what I did was, since there were like 1 metre long curtain rod things on the backseat (because my dad bought them recently), I decided to poke the car radio buttons and change the song, yes WITH the curtain rod and FROM the backseat Here’s how my plan went:
Tina picks up the rod and makes sure her parents aren’t looking in the direction of the radio.
Tina slowly pokes the rod from behind the backseat unsuspectedly towards the radio buttons.
Tina manages to poke the FM button.
The radio turns from ear piercing asian opera to FEEL GOOD FOX FM BEATS
Tina’s parents look down at the radio, then the rod syncrhonisedly.
Tina freezes, with the rod still in her hand.
*TINA’S MUM: WHAT YOU DOIN LA? YOU USE BIG LONG CHOPSTICK (referring to curtain rod thing) AND POKE DA RADIO BUTTING? YOU KNOW HOW EXPENSIVE DA LONG CHOPSTICK IS? (1 dolla), YOU SO DEERESPECTIFUL OF ASIAN OPERA LA.*
*Teacher: TINA! DO NOT SLEEP DURING CLASS TIME!
Tina: WHAT NO!! MY EYES ARE WIDE OPEN I SWEAR MISS!
Well following Lea’s inspiring and wise footsteps of trying to master the skill the “sleeping with your eyes open” technique, I’ve been staring off into space alot and it’s caused me a bit of inconvenience lately.
Let’s just say:
No, I don’t have a bald spot ontop of my head, I just don’t have good mouse controlling skills on paint.
Talking about chinese school, I was walking up the stairs leading to my chink school and I tripped over >_> Bloody hell.
But you know what’d be pre-tty awesome? :O if someone tripped over while going up the stairs, but when they landed on the floor, they immediately got up and started doing push ups or the worm :O with no hassle! That’d be so totally awesome xO, cept it’d be a bit random, but it would sure cover up for the embarssment of tripping over.
*Guy walks up the stairs, and trips on his face
He immediately starts to do the worm and hollers “SEE YA LATERZ HOMOS!”, and worms his way out of everybody’s view.
people around: *clapclapclapclap*
SEE! WHAT A SUGEEEHH WAY OF ESCAPING?
Btw, sugeh means cool in Japanese, I think.
BUT, THE FAILED ATTEMPT OF TRYING TO WORM his way out would be: if he didn’t have enough strength to actually do the worm in the first place, so it’d be like “SEE YOU LATERZ HOMOS!” *lifts body up slightly and then collapses*
that is why imma practise the worm, so I can be cool in the future.
*15 years into the future*
At a press conference:
Tina walks up the stairs, onto the stage.
Tina trips while going up the stairs.
*funky music turns on*
Tina worms off the stage/stairs and hollers “SEE YA LATERZ HOMOS!”*